Happy Groundhog Day!

We do weird things here in America.

Today, millions will be watching as a rodent named Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hole and looks around to see if he sees his shadow. If he does, he’ll get depressed and then disappear back down into his hole which means we’ll have six more weeks of winter. If he doesn’t, then he’ll stay above ground and celebrate the absolute 100% scientific certainty that spring will come early.