Spoiler Alert: God Wins.

If anyone ever filmed me watching a football game on TV and showed it to me, I’d probably be extremely really very sincerely horrified.

I tend to get highly agitated, pace around the room, shout things at the screen and generally act like I’m in complete agony until it’s 100% clear that my team will beat the bunch of evildoers on the other team. And then once the game’s over I immediately start obsessing over whether my team will beat the next team it plays.